Lord, what fools these mortals be!

(l-r) Demetrius, Helena, Hermia, and Lysander. Or is it Demetrius, Hermia, Helena, and Lysander? Lysander, Helena, Hermia, and Demetrius? I have a hard time telling these characters apart… Okay, he’s in love with her, but suddenly he’s in love with her instead, and now so is he, and oh what the hell Shakespeare! Couldn’t you have given them more distinctive characteristics?

Yes, I’m aware of how uncouth this makes me sound. :}